August272014
  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on
August262014

unnecessarymagic:

IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT

BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT

i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it

(Source: harroldstyle, via cumbersomecumberbatch)

August252014
  • Me: I love my OTP so much! They're so adorable!
  • Brain:
  • Brain:
  • Brain: Yes, I suppose they are cute.
  • Me:
  • Brain: It would be a shame-
  • Me: NO
  • Brain: if sOMETHING WERE TO
  • Me: N0ooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOO
  • Brain: HAPPEN TO THEM
  • Brain: *Makes several aus in which one or both of them die*
11PM

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim)

11PM

darlinghogwarts:

darlinghogwarts:

Muggleborns gifting their pureblood friends crocs as a joke, and telling them it’s “the highest quality of shoes muggles can make”. Purebloods wearing crocs when they go out into the muggle world, smugly thinking that people are staring because they admire the style and fashion. Lily Evans doing this to James Potter. Harry and Hermione doing this to Ron. 

IMAGINE RON SHOWING UP TO MEET HERMIONE’S PARENTS AND HE’S WEARING FUCKING LIME GREEN CROCS

(via cumbersomecumberbatch)

August242014
hzrdus-burn:

My friend is trying desperately to get her HD back from her laptop. She’s from Rutgers in New Brunswick.
If people can reblog this, it would be helpful. Or if anyone knows any information of this robbery please, speak up.
Thank you!

hzrdus-burn:

My friend is trying desperately to get her HD back from her laptop. She’s from Rutgers in New Brunswick.

If people can reblog this, it would be helpful. Or if anyone knows any information of this robbery please, speak up.

Thank you!

1AM

cappinzeezee:

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

image

(via funstuffandpixiedust)

1AM

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

(via ilikeaquietlife)

August232014

blibblobblib:

Breakfast around the world

(Source: sanziene, via cloned-confessor-of-camelot)

August222014

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via funstuffandpixiedust)

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